My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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