apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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