I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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