I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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