Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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