Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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