dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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