Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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