I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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