i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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