if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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