oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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