NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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