I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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