My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
its not stalking. its research.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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