i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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