Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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