You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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