You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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