Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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