i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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