She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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