I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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