How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He uses pillows to masturbate.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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