Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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