decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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