Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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