Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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