We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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