We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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