I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
dude. I can hear the air.
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