I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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