I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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