Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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