My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just cut my nipple shaving
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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