I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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