im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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