hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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