He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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