Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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