i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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