we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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