I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
