how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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