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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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