The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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