You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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