I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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