Me. At least after what I've been through.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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