NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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