I wish I only lived at night.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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