I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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