O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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