nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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