im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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